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So maybe everyone already knows zombies hate chili? Okay, that never stopped anyone from sharing the word. Do so in style and check out our terrible new CafePress store at http://www.cafepress.com/ZombiesHateChili
Books like the The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead offer many tips and tricks for surviving the zombie apocalypse, but it does not include crucial information regarding how one might exploit zombie hatred of chili. Why? Try misinformation perpetuated by the zombie population themselves! Ridiculous you say? I would have though so too, but articles such as this one from ZombiesLoveChili.com are documented proof that zombies are working to suppress the knowledge to obscure what might be their most vulnerable weakness.
It’s a blessing and a curse: anyone can say anything on the Internet and there are those among us that simply believe what they read. Someone saying it is a fact that zombies love chili simply does not make it so. We all laugh and joke about misinformation on the Internet but anyone can be tricked. To counter ridiculous accusations is the purpose of this increasingly critical resource. Zombies hate chili plan and simple. But imagine you were a zombie sympathizer– what better way to discourage this fact than to state the opposite as factual. That is the clear agenda of the transparent, simple folk and their twisted “facts” at ZombiesLoveChili.com. Question what you read!
For most, where you first learned zombies hated chili is a difficult question to answer. With so many references it’s like asking where did you learn Frankenstein’s monster was afraid of fire. Probably a book, movie, story told to you by a loved one? To gain a better perspective of where most remember attaining this knowledge, please complete this simple poll…
A book of what zombies hate and chili was inexplicably overlooked. We’ve reached out to Greg Stones the author/artist of Zombies Hate Stuff to see if a second edition or external update may be in order. Stay tuned…
Update: Greg responded, “I have to admit that the zombies’ hatred of chili escaped me while doing extensive research for the book. (A majority of that research involved playing Angry Birds instead of actually working.) For the potential sequel, I will expose zombies to chili and see what happens. If their hatred is so strong that they end up killing me, I will hold you personally responsible. Consider yourself warned.”
Fingers crossed for a sequel that addresses this gross oversight!