It’s a blessing and a curse: anyone can say anything on the Internet and there are those among us that simply believe what they read. Someone saying it is a fact that zombies love chili simply does not make it so. We all laugh and joke about misinformation on the Internet but anyone can be tricked. To counter ridiculous accusations is the purpose of this increasingly critical resource. Zombies hate chili plan and simple. But imagine you were a zombie sympathizer– what better way to discourage this fact than to state the opposite as factual. That is the clear agenda of the transparent, simple folk and their twisted “facts” at ZombiesLoveChili.com. Question what you read!
A book of what zombies hate and chili was inexplicably overlooked. We’ve reached out to Greg Stones the author/artist of Zombies Hate Stuff to see if a second edition or external update may be in order. Stay tuned…
Update: Greg responded, “I have to admit that the zombies’ hatred of chili escaped me while doing extensive research for the book. (A majority of that research involved playing Angry Birds instead of actually working.) For the potential sequel, I will expose zombies to chili and see what happens. If their hatred is so strong that they end up killing me, I will hold you personally responsible. Consider yourself warned.”
Fingers crossed for a sequel that addresses this gross oversight!
Researching Zombies yourself? Check out this book of Zombie Movies now in its second edition. Featuring chronological reviews of more than 300 zombie films, this can be a real time saver when you consider many zombie movies have you regretting your choice less than ten minutes in. Of course, the few good ones are amazing and pretty well known– use this guide to find the lesser known good ones among the bunch! Find any chili references? Please let us know.
It is well documented that a large number of people hate chili, so at a minimum we can establish that this same populous of zombies would in fact have a similar, strong dislike for the food. Coupled with the fact that brains are by and far the most desired food for zombies should come as no surprise to the logically minded that zombies hate chili.